Excellent first post. Although with a post this good your setting yourself up for certain failure. There is just no way you can keep up this quality of posts.
As for vegans I don't get them. Your telling me that Turkeys were put on this earth for something other than Thanksgiving. Pshh, right. Next you'll be telling me that Pigs have a purpose other than providing meat for every meal of the day.
One other thing, no vegan ever tells you about the side effects of being vegan. First there is the gas problems. Have you gotten caught breathing in a lingering fart in an isle of a health food store? It'll burn your eyebrows off. Second, there is the inevitable crazy social views. You'll start out not wanting to be cruel to animals and end up wanting animals to have more rights than humans. Before you no it you'll be naked on a Peta billboard looking over a freeway somewhere in SoCal. Craziness.
Oh Boo. 1. My cat eats meat. 2. I don't have any problem with anyone who doesn't partake in the vegan diet! I cook for my friends all of the time, and rarely is it a vegan feast - this is a choice I made for myself, and far be it from me to force my choices on anyone else! I even have a drawer in my fridge with cheese & bacon, etc for when friends come over or stay with me. Meat it up, fools! I'll be over here with my veggies. :) 3. I am not lonely, unfriendly nor isolated. Very much the contrary. :) I'm still the coolest kid in school. 4. I don't preach - you asked, I answered! I didn't make fun of the fact that you eat ribs, but you made fun of the fact that I don't! Who's the meanie now! :) 5. My choice was mainly dietary. Dairy was playing dirty with my system, so along with the direction of a nutritionist, I changed my way of eating. I feel heaps better. Decision successful. 6. I own a leather couch, handbags and shoes. 7. I've never been politically driven, and don't plan on starting now. :) 8. My farts still smell like roses. 9. I bathe daily, wear make up & shave. Take that hippies. 10. Most substantial side-effect: I lost 80 pounds and have kept it off. And I love what I eat. First time ever I have been able to say that! :)
I just felt the need to clarify some things so as not to be lumped into a category you so heavily feel adversely for.
Excellent first post. Although with a post this good your setting yourself up for certain failure. There is just no way you can keep up this quality of posts.
ReplyDeleteAs for vegans I don't get them. Your telling me that Turkeys were put on this earth for something other than Thanksgiving. Pshh, right. Next you'll be telling me that Pigs have a purpose other than providing meat for every meal of the day.
One other thing, no vegan ever tells you about the side effects of being vegan. First there is the gas problems. Have you gotten caught breathing in a lingering fart in an isle of a health food store? It'll burn your eyebrows off. Second, there is the inevitable crazy social views. You'll start out not wanting to be cruel to animals and end up wanting animals to have more rights than humans. Before you no it you'll be naked on a Peta billboard looking over a freeway somewhere in SoCal. Craziness.
Good post fellow barbarian meat eater!
Oh Boo.
ReplyDelete1. My cat eats meat.
2. I don't have any problem with anyone who doesn't partake in the vegan diet! I cook for my friends all of the time, and rarely is it a vegan feast - this is a choice I made for myself, and far be it from me to force my choices on anyone else! I even have a drawer in my fridge with cheese & bacon, etc for when friends come over or stay with me.
Meat it up, fools! I'll be over here with my veggies. :)
3. I am not lonely, unfriendly nor isolated. Very much the contrary. :) I'm still the coolest kid in school.
4. I don't preach - you asked, I answered! I didn't make fun of the fact that you eat ribs, but you made fun of the fact that I don't! Who's the meanie now! :)
5. My choice was mainly dietary. Dairy was playing dirty with my system, so along with the direction of a nutritionist, I changed my way of eating. I feel heaps better. Decision successful.
6. I own a leather couch, handbags and shoes.
7. I've never been politically driven, and don't plan on starting now. :)
8. My farts still smell like roses.
9. I bathe daily, wear make up & shave. Take that hippies.
10. Most substantial side-effect: I lost 80 pounds and have kept it off. And I love what I eat. First time ever I have been able to say that! :)
I just felt the need to clarify some things so as not to be lumped into a category you so heavily feel adversely for.
Oh, I haven't forgotten 'bout Dre either.
Whit